Welcome to Versus everybody!
How many of you personally know a tribal fusion dancer?

Yeah-me too. They're fairly mild mannered-a little on the hyper side-but you know-an alright bunch....Except tonight.
Tonight they have tranformed themselves into their overly dramatic, slightly more powerful-alter selves to battle for the title of Awesome. The winner will take back their sponsorship money-and will receive six months of free web promotion on www.koreshakti.com
Of course-we have a panel of four wise and discerning judges....
myself-Mama Ocean (say something about yourself) : )
Nefabit Miew,co-owner, creative director and choreographer for the Mystik Dream Dance Company
Aunti Nova Kaine (have not heard response on how she would like us to introduce her)
and Yasmin -who has been performing and teaching Middle Eastern dance and percussion throughout the Pacific NW for 29 years. She resides in Winchester, ID and is a new member as a percussionist with Pax Lumina
First we will introduce our contestants with their opening dance-we are secretly scoring their opening dances to count in for the judgement of the battles. After their dances-you will be able to make sponserships on that villain or hero. Over there at that table-say hello to Jessica! (point to table)
If a contestant wins-they get to keep the prize money! If they lose-the money will go to The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine
Alright....our first solo
....the biomechanical nightmare...
Agent Platypus!
This viscious monotreme has been hard at work raising her dark army in the sewers of Spokane. Viewing the Platypus as an example of extreme evolutionary potential-she has modified herself to acheive those means. Imagine the discipline! She holds that same focus to the most succesful execution of pure evil!
Platy dances
Now please welcome
the slinkiest freedom fighter on the block
Kung Fu Kittie!
Kung Fu Kittie and the Kitten Justice League fight crime on the streets of the big city, day in and day out. She isk nown for her "Hips of Justice". This kitty lives dangerously-and accessorizes for the occasion!
Kitty Dances
Madam Yvena Blue!
She is truly not of this world-discovered amidst a meteor crash site-this master manipulater has found a lucrative career in recon and conning you out of everything you own. Are you prepared to be blinded by the time stopping wizardry of this mistress of mayhem?
Madame Dances
If you're a little too warn-
Hail the Snow Queen
She is reformed everyone. In the past she would often victimize cute fluffy things-particularily the talking ones.....wreaking havoc, bathing the world in ice and stone....but now-now she is in love with the world. But make no mistake-This fair maiden is just as cold!
Queen Dances
A fiery foe approaches!
Please welcome Firebird!
An unfortunate case of murder ended this young womans life. But fortunately for her the shattered museum case near her dead body contained the ruined remains of a pheonix egg. Pheonix dust and flame brought back the darker shadow of that poor woman-and she's out for blood and ash.
Firebird Dances
And finally....
an ancient evil.....
Shubni Gu Wraith!
This heathen and profane goddess of dance and debauchery was worshipped but soon forgotten. Summoned recently by fanatics, she comes back with a vengeance and unparallelled powers of darkness!
Shubni Dances
Alright-now we're going to take a break. You can use this time to add sponsorships for the contestants. Remember-if they win-they get to keep the money...and in the worst case-it goes to The Physicians Commitee for Responsible Medicine.Go say hello to Jessica...
Then we'll have a half time show before we come back to battle!
Wait about 10 minutes-check in with Thomas and Myke who'll let us know it's time....Half time show happens...wait about 10 more minutes....and we begin battles
Alright everyone-let's get ready for the battles!
First up
Madam Yvena Blue vs. Firebird
The battle occurs-head back to your table-do your judging thing. : ) Once there is a majority vote-You will write in marker on the peice of paper the name of the winner. If there is a tie-write "tie breaker"-and the contestants will battle again.
Snow Queen vs. Shubni Gu Wraith (shoob-knee goo rayth)!
they battle
Agent Platypus vs. Kung Fu Kittie
they battle
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Alright-we're down to the final face off! For the win....? vs. ?
They battle
Thank you all so much for sharing this evening with us-and helping out a great cause. We'd like to thank all our judges! Our man on the lights-Denny! Thomas and Myke with the music! Patrick for saving us at the final with this beautiful venue. The A Club-this wonderful venue for hosting us. Our awesome bartenders. -and please-another hand to our contestants!
Come out tomorrow for the show-and the debut of dark electro world fusion band-Pax Lumina! Plus the debut of three new Koreshakti Tribal Fusion girls. It's a totally different event-but goes to the same great cause!
Please stay with us though-because the crew from Mayhem will be setting up for a night of gothic-industrial music!